January 2011
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Distance doesn't change feelings. It changes...
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Okay it's sleepytime now.
joconnell replied to your post: I sort of want to get high
Drugs are bad.
Mmkayyy.
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I sort of want to get high
But I haven’t slept so I’d most likely pass out and it’d be a real waste of weed. Maybe I should skip the middle man and just go to sleep?
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this is me flirting.
ndltlovesyou:
Over text:
Real Life:
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Isadora: I was the whole day today pulling my bra down to make my tits fit in
Isadora: and I've just done it in front of the mirror
Isadora: and I've just realized that maybe some ppl could have seen my nipples while I did that
amnesiatits asked: Why is everything on your blog so completely wonderful? I love following you. Thanks for the sweet stuff!
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endlesslyunamusing replied to your post:I think I need to take a walk and clear my head. Do normal people take walks at 3 AM?
I do. So no.
Well, I’m in good company, then. I’ll take good over normal any time.
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I think I need to take a walk and clear my head....
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beingjolene asked: You will slumber party with me now. (This is not a question.)
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Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
wtfwbkd:
Definitely.
Reglob if you creyed imagining your fantastic hangouts that will never be.
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Why I Love Chipotle ...
Jolene: Dearest Chipotle, You are my everything (and more than I imagined was possible). There is only one thing that is destroying our love. You never come to visit ME. I always have to come to you, and that makes me very sad. I know you can't drive, because you don't have arms or legs.. or eyes. So, please hire a delivery person to bring you home to me. Sincerely, Jolene
Chipotle: Dearest Jolene, Thank you for sharing your love and commitment to our relationship - it means more than you know. I know that Chipotle has not always been there for you in your time of need, and this is something we'll be working on. We'll see about delivery options down the road, but in the meantime, continue your devotion, commitment, and unwavering love. Yours Truly, Chipotle
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the reindeer flotilla: Tumblr game: Everyone has a... →
misscherry:
8bitslique:
Here are the rules:
1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.
2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.
3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who…
CYBER MIND
The user has intelligence rivaling that of a supercomputer. They could ...
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Why are you approaching me for cam sex, guy on MSN...
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7000.) I wish I was good looking. Then I could...
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licentiouss:
I wasn’t jealous before we met Now every man that I see is a potential threat And I’m possessive, it isn’t nice You’ve heard me saying that smoking was my only vice But now it isn’t true Now everything is new and all I’ve learned Has overturned, I beg of you Don’t go wasting your emotion Lay all your love on me
smashbangfusion:
Sometimes I get really upset that all you people use me for is nudes and phone sex.
Anonymous asked: GUESS WHO, YOU SUSEJ MONKEYSLUT
REBLOG if English isn't your first language
misstorres:
Yarp.
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My efforts not to bite my nails are starting to...