December 2011
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ipouredmyheartout replied to your post: What is love
I think you were supposed to reply, “Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me… no more.”
I think you misapprehend my purpose in being here.
I’m here to bring comedy to the masses. Not to bore them by playing into overused call and response scenarios.
My people need me!
Anonymous asked: What is love
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Jon is watching Sienna and Anne play cat's cradle...
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Awww so you like a ship, you think they're cute,...
endlesslyunamusing:
bodypanic:
Joss Whedon can fix that for you.
perfect post.
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They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong...
– Henry Rollins
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A wonderful thing happens when you give up on hope, which is that you realize...
– Derrick Jensen (via the-gift-of-the-vagi)
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amnesiatits replied to your post: Lost all feeling in my legs Nearly died when I…
OH I hate that it’s the worst! Last time my legs fell asleep I stood up and then immediately just fell over in the floor and couldn’t get up.
I seriously think I could kill myself some day by falling after standing with numbed legs. I’ve been close to hitting my head on sharp edges, but no injuries.....
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ipouredmyheartout replied to your post: I really hope Mac will want to watch Buffy when…
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
You are the literally worst at jokes.
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If you were mine, I’d kiss your ankles and neck and the tip of your nose. I’d...
– Camryn Pulaski Day (via louderthandestruction)
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I really hope Mac will want to watch Buffy when she gets home
Lost all feeling in my legs
Nearly died when I tried to stand
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I just used the word “bromoerotic”
someone stop me I’m too witty for this world
also refined
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madcatterv2:
i’m going to name one of my sons music so that when he gets a girlfriend one day she can say “music is my boyfriend” and then people will scoff but music actually will be her boyfriend my son music
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froghat:
okay i’m not sure what just happened but-
I’m at the library, right. And there was this guy sitting in a corner table just staring into thin air and tapping the rhythm to some song on his ipod on the desk with a pencil. He looked upset.
And because I people watch all the time, I was looking over there when he sees something behind me and his eyes widen. But I thought he was looking...
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rockingirlexii:
Difficulty Level: Easy>Medium>Hard>Expert>Asian
what the fuck are you
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My scalp is vibrating
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I’m so desensitized from playing Halo and smoking drugs that I can’t...
– HijiNKS ENSUE
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Walls, your constant friends.
Sienna: If it were anything really really weird to love it would be walls. It's like they're always there for you to hold you up.
Jon: I've always felt that walls were hugging me from afar. They're perfect. They'll hug you whenever you need a hug, but they're not pushy and clingy and hugging you when you don't want to.
Sienna: They're perfect.