I just had this really weird dream where I was hanging out on the porch of my old house and a bald eagle landed near me. It flew around for a while but then it started talking and it turns out that the eagle was princess Leia in disguise and she was hiding from something/someone. Then my dad came out and we both chatted with Leia, and they were talking to each other when I noticed a big burst of flame outside our garden that clearly signified the arrival of Hades. Since Hades is rarely on the side of the good guys, I told Leia to shut the fuck up and just be an eagle for a minute.

We talked to Hades, I can’t remember what about, then we somehow got on the subject of Hades being funny when he was trying to be menacing. Me and my dad both offered examples of him being funny and then Leia piped in with one and I was like GOD DAMN IT. Hades peaced out but we figured our house was pretty blown as a hiding place so Leia fucked off while sulking. At some point she’d turned into a panther instead of an eagle, but I never noticed the transition.

1. isadora-ble said: “I told Leia to shut the fuck up and just be an eagle for a minute.” Best line.
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