This blog is full of spiders:
Seriously, dude, don't read it.
- Spider-Man: Whoa, Beaky! Don't fly away mad!
- Vulture: The name is VULTUUURE!
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If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
Bill Hicks
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Back on set with BULLETT, Skarsgård radiates a similar magnetic energy as he takes off his shoes and sits down on the floor to eat with the team. He nuzzles his face into his photo partner, a baby lamb wearing a blue tie-dye shirt to keep warm during setups. “You’re the cutest!” Skarsgård says, cradling it in his strong arms. Looking her square in the eye, he whispers, “But I just had lamb stew last night.
BULLET
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I’m brilliant as well as skilled. It’s a great burden, all that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.
Carlos Ramirez (The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher)
(Source: socratinho)
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ily Carlos
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But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.
Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters(Source: matricides)
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We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives.
Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’
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A+ parenting
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Your sister is hopelessly devoted to a man that happens to be your arch nemesis almost-brother-in-law.
My mom, to Colin
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What troubles me about this… I think it’s beyond hypocrisy. I think it’s something to do with class. A lot of people have accused Obama of class warfare, but in the wrong direction. I believe this is Obama chortling with Jimmy Fallon about lower class people. Do we believe, even for a second, that if Obama had been busted for marijuana — under the laws that he condones — would his life have been better? If Obama had been caught with the marijuana that he says he uses, and ‘maybe a little blow’ – cocaine! This casual attitude toward drugs… that makes him really cool on Jimmy Fallon. Makes him the hip president. ‘I’m the cool president. I say weed. I say blow. Ha Ha Ha!’ Huge laugh from the college students.
If he had been busted under his laws, he would have done hard fucking time. And if he had done time in prison, time in federal prison, time for his ‘weed’ and ‘a little blow,’ he would not be President of the United States of America. He would not have gone to his fancy-ass college, he would not have sold books that sold millions and millions of copies and made millions and millions of dollars, he would not have a beautiful, smart wife, he would not have a great job. He would have been in fucking prison, and it’s not a god damn joke. People who smoke marijuana must be set free. It is insane to lock people up. One in six people in prison are in there for weed that Jimmy Fallon and the President of the United States of America laugh about.
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He’s so funny, he’s caring, he’s kind, he’s smart, he can keep up with me in a conversation, he’s totally smitten with me, he’s great in bed, he loves my family and friends and they love him, he’s the person that I feel the most comfortable with, I dunno… He just feels right. Like home.
Mac(about me, thankfully)
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People are just as wonderful as sunsets if I can let them be. When I look at a sunset, I don’t find myself saying, ‘Soften the orange a bit on the right hand corner.’ I don’t try to control a sunset. I watch with awe as it unfolds.
Carl Rogers
(Source: acynicalcunt)
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All at once we were madly, clumsily, shamelessly, agonizingly, hopelessly in love with each other.
Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita(Source: cigarettesandietcoke)
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You are in my blood. I cant help it. We can’t be anywhere except together.
Francesca Lia Block
(Source: glasscoffin)
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Come ooon, what kind of jerk would I be if I forgot Valentine’s day… for the fifth year in a row.
Wally West, Young Justice s02e04 “Salvage”
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It is summer time! It is time to climb up on things and yell at other things that are too high to reach. It is time to mess up the calm quiet routines we built up all winter. With fire. It is time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous.
Joey Comeau (Sometimes I come across old things that I wrote and forgot about and think, “Fuck yeah! Preach it Joey!” and then feel bad for feeling good about myself.)
(Source: josephdreamboatlevitt)
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